for some inexplicable reason, i have a crush on SNL player andy samberg. it doesn't make sense to me why. but somewhere in between finding sweet mental relief through "hot rod" and "laser cats" quotes, i dug deeper and the crush bloomed.
and then between viewings #3 and #15, i was hooked. andy samberg, somewhere in seattle there's a tall mormon girl that would love to go on a date with you.